Well, folks, let's dive into the mystical world of Reiki massage! This ancient practice is all about harnessing the universe's energy to promote healing, relaxation and reduce stress. It's like having a superhero power to heal yourself! Believe it or not, you don't need to be a Zen master or a bearded yogi to tap into this. So, if you're feeling like a deflated balloon, buckle up, because we're about to lift you sky high with the healing power of Reiki massage.